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- 7: The number of bathroom breaks I've had today and it's not even 11am yet. The cruel irony? I am CRAVING cold ice water. I am talking from the depths of the deepest well on Earth.
- The unsuspecting Meijer employee dared to remark that it "must be spring because people are wearing their flip flops." I immediately shot back, "Well, these are the only shoes I fit in right now." Ugh. I bet he's sorry he asked.
- I looked back at my 15 week pregnancy photo and thought, "damn I look skinny!"
- 4: The number of black stretchy yoga pants I own. They are in constant rotation at work and on the weekends.
- You overtest baby toys and gear to make sure your own baby won't hurt themselves. Do babies have the same strength as a 25 year-old woman or a 27 year-old man? I don't think so. But it puts my mind at ease.
- You are envious at all women in high heels. All women.
- You start noticing people's ankles and staring...wishing....
- You start to wonder if your internal organs will ever be the same again.
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3 comments:
I'm not pregnant and stare and wish for other people's ankles. haha. I will bring you the biggest bottle of ice cold water I can find next time we get together and I won't utter a word about bathroom breaks. :)
I totally understand. I have a feeling this will be my last week in heels, it depresses me :( But just think, you are almost there, almost ready to meet little Sophie! There is a light at the end of the tunnel!
I hear ya on the water...sometimes I feel like I can't drink enough. And then the peeing...it's a cruel joke
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